Glad to meet you, though I'm a bit shy!

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taehyungs-anus:

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nightofknights:

badbtsimagines:

PLEASE HELP yes i was on google maps because i was trying to measure the fucking distance my tinder match was because guess what
people are usually 4km away and nothing more than that because guess what. about 5km are the limits of the town
SO HOW IS HE 12KM AWAY FROM ME. I AM CONFUSION. DOES HE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?????

It’s Jason Voorhees

no he is actually pretty hot

you: come see me
him: i can’t, i’m jason voorhees.
you: nevermind. you’re 12km outside the town.
him: (actually pretty hot)

im blocking all of u

I love you too, be back home by dinnertime and wear protection~ xoxoxo

badbtsimagines:

nightofknights:

badbtsimagines:

PLEASE HELP yes i was on google maps because i was trying to measure the fucking distance my tinder match was because guess what
people are usually 4km away and nothing more than that because guess what. about 5km are the limits of the town
SO HOW IS HE 12KM AWAY FROM ME. I AM CONFUSION. DOES HE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?????

It’s Jason Voorhees

no he is actually pretty hot

You better bring a flashlight with you to the forest, honey

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Originally posted by doctorlasagna1-2

badbtsimagines:

PLEASE HELP yes i was on google maps because i was trying to measure the fucking distance my tinder match was because guess what
people are usually 4km away and nothing more than that because guess what. about 5km are the limits of the town
SO HOW IS HE 12KM AWAY FROM ME. I AM CONFUSION. DOES HE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?????

It’s Jason Voorhees

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Anonymous: What if you turned off anon asks, what do you think will happen shdjskl
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smuttyassholes:

Nobody would message me, maybe get like 3 messages

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I would still message, great publicity ;)

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