A mellow mood, a kiss in a melting alley..
LGBT stands for Lets Get Banned from Tumblr
AGUST D
cred: @bts-lockscreenss
PLEASE HELP yes i was on google maps because i was trying to measure the fucking distance my tinder match was because guess what
people are usually 4km away and nothing more than that because guess what. about 5km are the limits of the town
SO HOW IS HE 12KM AWAY FROM ME. I AM CONFUSION. DOES HE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?????It’s Jason Voorhees
no he is actually pretty hot
you: come see me
him: i can’t, i’m jason voorhees.
you: nevermind. you’re 12km outside the town.
him: (actually pretty hot)im blocking all of u
I love you too, be back home by dinnertime and wear protection~ xoxoxo
PLEASE HELP yes i was on google maps because i was trying to measure the fucking distance my tinder match was because guess what
people are usually 4km away and nothing more than that because guess what. about 5km are the limits of the town
SO HOW IS HE 12KM AWAY FROM ME. I AM CONFUSION. DOES HE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?????It’s Jason Voorhees
no he is actually pretty hot
You better bring a flashlight with you to the forest, honey

PLEASE HELP yes i was on google maps because i was trying to measure the fucking distance my tinder match was because guess what
people are usually 4km away and nothing more than that because guess what. about 5km are the limits of the town
SO HOW IS HE 12KM AWAY FROM ME. I AM CONFUSION. DOES HE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?????
It’s Jason Voorhees
I would still message, great publicity ;)